Oh, Mr Billy Gates has been at it again.

Since we have lived in our house, we have been subject to outbreaks of fleas. We don’t have pets, it’s the legacy of the previous tenants and crappy carpets. Despite having them cleaned, they have persisted. This time, I took an alternative approach.

Izzy (my 11-year-old daughter) said something really weird. She said they were “made” the other day. Indeed so, on tuning in with another today. Another one of Billy G’s masterpieces along with mosquitoes. Fleas. Developed in a laboratory setting, these things have consciousness and can be communicated with. I gave them an ultimatum – leave within seven days or be zapped with light. They have opted for the former and will be out in three.

In communing with these things, I discovered the following:

– There is no leader, they self-govern

– Their frequency is one of “irritation” & “annoyance (continual)”

– They are designed to keep a home in low frequency just by their presence.

– I asked why they hadn’t been picked in any of my light scans or house healing. The reply was that I had never scanned the floors/carpets.

Little shits.

Good riddance from my home. Don’t ask about Billy – it’s all part of his eat bugs, live bugs campaign. He’s been at it for years. (Well, his paid minions)

Take it or leave it – you should know by now I offer a different perspective.